i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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