Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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