I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
His nipple licking is glorious
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