he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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