you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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