Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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