the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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