i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
are you so shy because you have an std?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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