We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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