i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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