Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You have to summon your inner elephant
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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