you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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