Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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