My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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