By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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