I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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