If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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