wakey wakey hands off snakey
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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