I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
