super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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