What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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