There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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