he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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