The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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