3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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