i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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