I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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