Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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