like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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