She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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