Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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