I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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