There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize