Do you still have your period?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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