no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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