it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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