it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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