At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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