are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up under a house in Key West
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