Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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