Soap is not a condiment
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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