Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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