Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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