exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
