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Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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