just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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