Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i dont even know how to be here
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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