the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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