i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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