I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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