Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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