; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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