Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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