i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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