"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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