I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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